illuminators: HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO KISS SOMEONE BUT YOU CANT story of my life
10000bc: since abercrombie an fitch destroys its unsold clothes and wont donate bc poor people wearing their clothes gives them a bad image i say everyone should donate as much abercrombie and fitch brand clothing that you have to homeless shelters so you can simultaneously piss off a shitty company and help those in need
I don’t understand why I miss you. You cheated on me and broke me. It’s when the quiet moments hit when I break down because of you. People tell me that you knew what you were doing and you knew it was going to hurt me. They think I don’t care anymore but I care so much and I don’t know why. I’m so confused and so tired of all this shit.
I never cared.
Was the worst lie I ever told. You told me a million times that I didn’t care. You’re the one who cheated on me, not the other way around. 6 months and you make out with a slutty girl. Smart. But I’m the one that didn’t care? All I cried for over a week straight and everytime I saw you and her at work talking just sucked. But I didn’t care.
When someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
When someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
When someone walks at the same pace as me: who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops
u-okay-no-srsly: cocacolanightowl: calzonarizzles: I HAVE TO DO A PROJECT ON AUSTRIA AND I JUST DID THE WHOLE FUCKING THING ON AUSTRALIA It looks like your grade is going …… down under ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
tsunderrorist: if you’re having a bad day here is a baby polar bear being tickled